Jack

These are all of the Facebook statuses I posted about Jack, moments after I met him:

Oh Jack, Oh Jack, why have thou deleted thy's facebook page?

JACK, oh Jack, with your beach blond hair, and your perfect manners. You've stolen my heart away, even if you were only skiing with me because of my friend.

Jaaaaaaaaaaaack. JAAAAACK! WHY MUST ALL OF THE GUYS I LIKE IN LIFE FALL IN LOVE WITH SAGE?!?!!

hopes that Jack will come to love old musicals and dancing with Emily on the street. Or in a ballroom. That would be nice.

Okay. This needs to stop. I don't even like blond hair that much! WHY IS HE SO PROMINENT IN MY MIND?!?!

Love,
Your Leading Lady